ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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