I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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