wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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