The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
honey bunches of taint.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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