I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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