whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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