she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I will pee on everything he values.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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