Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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