You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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