I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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