Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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