Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
