Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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