Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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