I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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