so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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