I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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