Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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