her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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