Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Sober January is a disaster.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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