She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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