Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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