My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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