You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This is the high leading the old right now
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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