Buhtt sex?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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