so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
