I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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