I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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