Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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