Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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