Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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