I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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