What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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