Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Randomize