i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Every concussion has its silver lining
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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