Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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