That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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