we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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