Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
this must be what syphilis tastes like
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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