im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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