I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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