just come out here and I will go home with you...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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