Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
How does one acquire holy water?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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