seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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