That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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