"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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