i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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