i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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