They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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