I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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