When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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