Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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