So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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