i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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