I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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