well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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