Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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